The College Student Excuse of the Day for April 23rd

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“I will be unable to hear, and therefore participate in class for the first 8 weeks due to extensive ear piercing that prevents me wearing headphones. Also, I have no webcam or mic...I introduced this student to the office of disability services to see what tools they could provide to help her thrive. Suddenly, they found a speaker at home to at least be able to listen to class.“  To which a heavily-pierced colleague replied: “As someone with no less than 5 piercing in each ear, this person was truly full of it.”


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