The College Student Excuse of the Day for April 16th

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“I had a student tell me she wouldn’t be able to attend the next day’s class because Post Malone’s new album was about to drop and ‘that man just does something to me, so imma need some alone time.’ My response was this: ‘While I don’t share your affinity for men with face tats, you haven’t used any of your “freebie” absences ... so, enjoy!’”


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