The Best Excuse of the Day
Professor David C. Wyld (email@example.com), the author of The Handbook of College Student Excuses, serves as the Merritt Professor of Strategic Management at Southeastern Louisiana University in Hammond, Louisiana. He is a management consultant, researcher/writer, publisher, executive educator, and experienced expert witness.
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“I had a student tell me she wouldn’t be able to attend the next day’s class because Post Malone’s new album was about to drop and ‘that man just does something to me, so imma need some alone time.’ My response was this: ‘While I don’t share your affinity for men with face tats, you haven’t used any of your “freebie” absences ... so, enjoy!’”
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