The College Student Excuse of the Day for June 12th

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"Student told me: ‘My father has been kidnapped by Tamil rebels in Sri Lanka.’ Two days later, asked him if he had word about his father. ‘Yes, Madam, I spoke to him last night.’ I replied, ‘But you said he had been kidnapped?’ She responded: ‘O Madam, you are not understanding how things are in my country. He is kidnapped, but we are talking.’"


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